This morning I awoke to find my mortal enemy standing over my bed.
After effortlessly defeating
I completed my studies flawlessly, then had lunch with royalty.
And danced the dance of scarves with gypsies.
I had glamor shots taken - can you believe that's even me?
Then I hurried to perform gymnastics in an open arena that seats thousands!
After my gymnastics debut, I was swarmed with adoring fans who took me out to an internationally-known restaurant (ok, maybe it was McDonald's...). All in all, it was a great day :)