We have passed on these words of wisdom to our posterity in the past 24 hours or so...we make house calls if you would like us to help teach your children as well!
"Don't lick other people, even if you're pretending to be a dog. That's just gross."
"No, honey, you're not the only person in the world who can stand on one foot. Good job though!"
"Don't lay down on the bathroom floor, especially at the store!"
"Don't touch anyone's bottom but your own!"
"Don't eat out of the garbage, yuck!!"
"No fishing in the toilet!" (I think all 3 have heard this one!)
Do you have any sagely wisdom you'd care to share?? I know you have stories too!!